So…I’ve decided that money and I? We aren’t friends. We want to be friends. I want to have Money around. But as soon as Money comes over, she leaves. We were supposed to be stingy this month. Stingy stingy stingy. But were we? No. We’ve been hemorrhaging money for like the past two weeks. I need a money buddy. Someone who calls/texts/emails me every day and says encouraging things like “Good job not spending any extra money today.” or “You can do it!” And sometimes says harsh things like “Put that skirt back. You already have 10 skirts that you don’t wear. Put the damn thing back. Put it back now!” Or “You’re being piggy and selfish. Grow up and save your money.” Someone who will text me while shopping to say, “You don’t need anything. Remember that cute green shirt? Well it already goes with A. B. and C. Do that!”
So. Any takers?