Dear Blog Valentine,
I’m sorry that I suck. It is parent teacher conference week (PTC) and I don’t have motivation, time, energy, inspiration, nothin’ . I got nuthin.
tired and uninspired
Dear Annoying Hippie Next Door Teacher,
Please stay the f out of my business. You have your own classroom of 20+ children to teach. Why are you so worried about what I’m doing and when I’m doing it? I’m allowed to have a break without children occasionally. I feel like I have an ankle bracelet on. Today, I actually wasted an hour upstairs in the office instead of doing my work b/c I didn’t want you spying on me. Stay the hell out of my business.
Someone who has to waste time to avoid you
I really don’t want to owe you money.
Broke and Currently owing you $600
Dear City of Columbus,
Please fix the potholes around the city. If you cannot do this, please reimburse me the $634 that I just spent on four new tires because of the pothole you did not fix. Please?
Even more broke
During the winter? I LOVE LOVE LOVE my all wheel drive car. LOVE!!! When I hit a pothole and blow a tire, I do not love my car. Because with all wheel drive, you must replace all four tires at a time. All four. This is ungodly expensive, as if there is a single tire killing pothole in a ten mile radius of the way I want to go, I will hit it and thus spend $634 to replace all four frickin’ tires.
Sort of loving her car