I need to take less drunk pictures.
When I’m drunk, I hang on people in pictures. I also apparently think it’s funny to look like I’m humping them. And more importantly, I raise my glass in every single one and put my pinky finger up. This is a trend in all party pictures of me. This also leads to an inability to use 99% of all party pictures as profile pictures.
So the goal for our next party is, less drunk pictures. Less pinky finger in pictures. Less humping in pictures.