Today a substitute in our building asked me when my baby was due.
I asked her, excuse me? She asked again. She seriously asked again. I have lost 20 pounds in the last year. I have an extremely flat stomach (I’m just gifted that way). I weigh 130 first thing in the morning in my birthday suit. I DO NOT LOOK LIKE I’M PREGNANT!
That was so not the thing to say to me on my birthday weekend. Now I’m going to be eating chocolate AAAAALLLL weekend. Awesome.